Like Looking Like Forward to Like Monday

Called the Oncology Nurse to determine what the first treatment will be like (used like here, like ya know, in case any teenagers are like reading this blog).  I will arrive by unmarked automobile at  Barrett Cancer Center at 9 am.  Then about like a one hour IV of enriched water of some type, then 3 hours of chemo drip, then another hour of enhanced water.  Then off to the radiation department, maybe like half an hour or so.  this makes it a long day but as some famous person like The Medical Genius, Dr. Treatment Interuptis said, you have to Glow and Puke to get better.  After watching our elected representatives at work this past couple of weeks I hope that the Cancer Center does a few things different like:  1. Read the Instructions Before Using the Medicine and Equipment. 2.  Do the job as intended; 3 chemo shots and 35 radiation shots and not do them all in the last week; 3. Don't start an argument over which way to treat me. 4 Don't call each other names such as "Madam President, my friends on the other side of the patient are filibustering  this treatment or Mr President  this patients insurance does not cover reading materials so he'll be reading the 2900 page health care bill. After he is through THEN we will start treatment, actually probably won't need treatment as he will be like through."