Pass the WD-40 Please

A new sensation has come to fruition.  I call it the Sticky Cheek Syndrome.  It started last night and due to a lack of moisture in your mouth your cheeks and lips will fuse to your teeth.  A funny sensation to say the least. So on the night stand you reach for that trusty H2O and like WD-40 your cheek/tooth marriage ends quicker than a Las Vegas divorce and off to sleep you go.  That lasts for about 1 hour and the elopement takes place once again and the process starts all over again.  That happened a lot last night but things could be worse, I could have no teeth or cheeks.  Feel better now, today glow juice and no Chemo for 3 weeks.  But that is is the system, chemo busts your butt, you get your butt back in order, then another chemo busts your butt, then you get your butt back in order, then bust it again.  Thats three busted butts mixed with 35 glow juice shots.  Sounds like a New Years Eve drink. Actually reminds me of the early Army days when we would mix 180 proof with Orange Juice.  It would not only bust your butt, it would take days to put your head back together.