Today Is Sunday and the fun begins. I am to drink as much water as possible today to flush my system and hydrate before the chemo tomorrow. Also it is snowing again. Therefore I am now in Pre-Trial Confinement. I don't know if this a legal term but I think I have a Snow-urination issue. (No not a spelling problem) This reminds me of the winters growing up in Massachusetts where the good storms were called "Nor-Easters" The bad storms just didn't count. Tomorrow they will get a Nor-Easter. The doc says drink so much water that your urine is clear. When I was little my Grandpa had to drink his own urine because, according to the doc he was losing too much good stuff. This article says it cures cancer. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/urine-the-bodys-own-health-drink-467303.html
OK so tomorrow I go to the doc and say hold the Chemo, but pass the urine please or maybe to Applebees and order a meal and the pretty waitress (all waitress's are pretty at my age, but they are sooooo young) says what will you have to drink and you say a cup of urine will be fine. I think I'll stick with the chemo and radiation if you don't mind.
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